Mrs. T accosted me the other day with "83% of rodeo boys are hurt each year".
I thought it would have been more.
"Why do they do it?", she asked. "It's for the girls, naturally", I replied.
"Girls like rodeo boys?"
"No, let me splain.
Some girls are dumb, but not most. Imagine a lass heads to a bar for a night out with her friends. Not so coincidentally, they are willing to let some dumb ass buy their drinks as long as they get off Scot free. They just has to find someone dumb enough to do it. If our lass finds a rodeo boy she's home free. He's proven dumb, and common sense tells her his gene pool should end with him."
"I'm not sure that's right", says Mrs T.
Gotta bettter idea?