Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Thank you Oprah

I've lost my wife.

No, not in the mall. She's locked in her office with her new best friend, the Oprah Winfrey Network, promising/threatening to never reappear.

Mrs. T relaxes after the gym by catching up with Oprah. Skipping over the commercials frees 40 minutes or so of my day. Time I often spend with you. Now, the Oprah Network exists,and it's all Oprah and her minions 24/7.

Which answers the age old question, "Can you ever get too much Opie?" Apparently, not.



James said...

My response would be yes you can. However my wife enjoys her and like you I enjoy the quiet time "Opie" ( like that, can't wait to use it) provides.

Divine Theatre said...

I have NO IDEA why people watch Oprah and the like. Heck, I don't even own a television!
I suppose some folks can't understand Blogging, though! To each his own!

North of 25A said...

I have actually had, let's just say heated, discussions with my husband about the big O. He can't stand her and I have been a fan for years. On the other hand, he is a fan of Sarah Palin's "Alaska"...

Toad said...

Colleen, I feel for you. I have no gripe against Oprah. I'm not a regular viewer, but it's on in the background around here.

OWN even has one of my favorite shows of the new year.