Mr. Evans,40 years old, married,with two young children, had one of the best jobs in American sports. For the past 4 years he has been Athletic Director of the University of Georgia, a sinecure, paying a not insignificant $550,000 per year.
Last week, Evans and his girlfriend were arrested for driving while intoxicated and related offences. Damon explained who he was to the police officer, asked not to be arrested, but instead that they be dropped off at a local hotel. The officer made special note of the pair of red woman's panties between Evan's knees, and against Evan's fervent wishes brought them to a facility the Atlanta police keep for just such occasions.
His self inflicted stupidity led to Evans resigning his job, probably losing his wife, who some would say foolishly, stood up for him at his goodbye broadcast and children, as well as the girlfriend, all his money and most of his stuff. Now a pariah, he's become, at least for the next couple of years, unemployable in his chosen field. Want fries with that?
As we say in our house, you can't fix stupid. I hope she was worth it.
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