PIG!!!!!!!!!! Go ahead and shout it, I've been called worse. Today even.
I've nothing against the pretty young things, but there's no mutual risk and I simply have no interest. I find them terribly overrated. Take Queen2be Kate for instance. Cute girl. Cleans up well. I hope Kate, the lad and their islanders are eternally happy.
I'm more taken by her mum, Carole. She's hot...as well as smart.