Sunday, February 27, 2011

Kate's mum


PIG!!!!!!!!!! Go ahead and shout it, I've been called worse. Today even.

I've nothing against the pretty young things, but there's no mutual risk and I simply have no interest. I find them terribly overrated. Take Queen2be Kate for instance. Cute girl. Cleans up well. I hope Kate, the lad and their islanders are eternally happy.

I'm more taken by her mum, Carole. She's hot...as well as smart.

Just saying.

Toad


10 comments:

Shelley said...

I don't understand why anyone would call you 'pig'. I've also noticed that Kate's mother was attractive. Stands to reason, doesn't it?

James said...

If you are a pig, then please allow me to join you in the sty.

Suburban Princess said...

But she chews gum...and not discretely.

The Devoted Classicist said...

I hope Kate is as level-headed as she is attractive. There will be a lot of pressure, but only if she allows it. Kate is in an enviable position that I hope she makes the most of.

Silk Regimental said...

I find Kate incredibly attractive - beautiful actually!

Flo said...

You were called a name worse than "pig" today? How can that be? Was it because the name-caller thought Carole was not as "hot" as Kate? Or because a married man should not be lusting after women in general, especially in public? Or because a certain blogger keeps posting glamorous women on his world-wide-internet blog, thereby risking the good opinion of his wife and family? REPENT!

Suburban P says Carole chews gum, and that's just plain bad. But then Kate is using more mascara than Priscilla Presley ever did. Carole has the worst eyebrow wax I've ever seen, and that hair is desperate for a shape up and conditioner. Great legs on both of them, though, world class.

Signed, Piglet

Toad said...

Flo, some say I blasphemed. I contend I was merely provoked.

Barbara said...

I don't know about hot (not being able to see this from your viewpoint) but I have heard she is called The Meddling Middleton. I imagine the Queen will take care of that in short order.

Toad said...

If history is any guide, Carole's only chance to see the Royals is at the wedding, and a slim maybe at a christening.

Genuine Lustre said...

Toad - you are always good for a chuckle!