I don't care to have that happen to me!
Friends, I have thought about this long and hard for the past several weeks, and I have finally come to the correct decision. It's time to go. I'm not looking back.
Thank you for the time you have spent here. You have enriched my life. In return, I hope I brought a smile to yours.
So, remove me from your reader, lighten your blog roll. I've been honored to be there.
I'll miss you, terribly.