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The presumptive future King of Scotland, Sir Sean Connery turns 82 today. Long Live Sean!  There is a Scottish joke, never told on Saturday, that goes something like this.
Q.  How often has Sean returned to Scotland since his James Bond days?
A.  007 
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Happy Birthday Mr. Connery. But please don't let my wife know that I offered the wishes. She used to adore you until you were asked in an interview a few years ago if it's true that you slap your wife. Your answer: "Only if she deserves it."
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