9 hours ago
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Can't hurt to try, can it?
Beware the Ides of March.
I'm uncertain whether this works for women, but I'm game, and for you and science I'll give it a go, and willingly share MY results, but it may take several years, so please be patient.
According to a learned study reported a while back by The Med Guru, I can quit my daily gym routine and in exchange undertake a regime of vigorous ogling.
"Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health (depends on whose?) and increases their life expectancy. (I may be an exception as Mrs. T disagrees about me and the life expectancy thingee)
"According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years. (Per occasion? I may live to be...) "
No mention of drooling. My grandfather used to ogle and drool, but we thought he had old timers. Now I learn we caught him amidst his exercise, shame on us.)
"She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out." (Seemingly for the female. Try this in real life guys and see where/how you end up.)
In olden days, men could ogle while at work. Women would get their 30 minute aerobics running around office furniture. It seemed fair at the time, although it is a practice no longer recommended.
Like I said I'll try it, but I'm unsure I want to live to be a 1000. Should you notice I'm not here, in a few days call the police, Mrs. T has killed me.