The women of KKG have declared white shoe season over for the year, so free thinkers that we are we have dutifully buried our summer whites in the back of the closet until next summer. It is still too hot to drag out fall wear, but something new is necessary order to bridge the changing of the seasons.
I recommend the Utilikilt from Think Geek.
The model shown is made from natural poly-cotton and features large pockets with big, riveted manly snaps to prevent your losing stuff. Perfect for wanna be Scots, or those gentlemen who want to look cool while being cool.
Think Geek offers the following very sound advice to those of you shopping for your first Utilikilt.
"Now, PAY ATTENTION! Those pants you're wearing - odds are the waist size is a lie! If you're used to wearing size 34 jeans, it's likely you'll need a size 36 Utilikilt. Oi! You! I said PAY ATTENTION! Get out a tape measure and measure your waist with yer sissy-boy pants ON! See that number? That's the size you need. I don't want to be hearin' any of you crying to yer mum, "Oh, I bought the wrong size!" Man-up, ye precious thing and get it right the first time!
Made from durable yet soft poly-cotton blend.
Equipped with stainless steel snaps.
Designed to be worn low on your hips.
Intended for guys 5'8" to 6'2" -- 23 inches long.
MAKE SURE YOU MEASURE BEFORE YOU BUY!"
On sale at 25 % off- only USD $150.
When your Utilkilt arrives, please send photos.