1. An early Halloween story.
What did the zero say to the eight?
2. The surviving Beach Grandpa's (nee Boys) are on tour in the UK, in what was a long anticipated 50th anniversary tour (one year late). Mike Love, who acquired the rights to the BB name and catalog, following Brian Wilson's sojour through mental health and drug issues is the defacto Beach Boy.
Mike in a statement of total honesty, making him uneligible for any public office anywhere, fired the rest of the band effective after tonight's concert. Love said his decision was "financially motivated". His usual backing band wil resume the tour later.