15 hours ago
Thursday, July 9, 2009
My Favorite Beauty Secret
You've seen the ads. A cosmetics maker takes a teenager, doctors her photo so that her parents couldn't pick her out of a lineup and adds some stupid caption about how at 45 she's glad she looks 10 years younger.
Give me a break. Do as I do.
Lie about your age. Blatantly.
For the past 20 years, when asked, I've added 5 years to my age. Why?
Well to look at me, knowing my "real" age one would get the impression I was near deaths door. A foot in the grave so to speak.
But add 5 years to that, and folks begin to say, for god sake he doesn't look too bad.
Try it, it works every time.