Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Hell comes one bite sooner


Founded in Greenville, Mississippi by Wilbur Hardee, the Hardees restaurant chain has long been the last word in exquisite fine dining. Sadly, they are located mostly east of the muddy Mississippi, while their little brother, Carl's Jr. rules the west. Perhaps fortunate travelers have had opportunity to partake of Hardee's notable fare.

Allow me to present the classic Hardees nutrition facts for your edification. Absolutely stunning the lengths they are willing to travel in a corporate effort to kill off one generation of eaters in hopes another comes around.

To speed the process of mass extinction Hardees has a new breakfast sandwich coming in August. Get ready, its a doozy....

The Fried Bologna Breakfast Biscuit.

Publicly, there has been no corporate announcement regarding the health benefits of such a breakfast, but if history is any guide, you may wish to order a side of angioplasty to go with that.

Toad

7 comments:

ADG said...

Toad...we had a Hardees for several years before getting a McDonalds...small town S.C. ... between Hardees and Slim Jims ... it's a wonder I'm still here.

ADG

longwing said...

Toad, old man. This used to be such a high brow blog.

Toad said...

Just warning of the last supper

David said...

Mmmm, the Hardee's Hot Ham & Cheese. So processed, so delicious. Best eaten in pairs.

Anonymous said...

Hello Mr. Toad,
Most of what's wrong with America is found fast food joints........(oh, and a Costco.....haha!)
A WI fan

Anonymous said...

Woops, PS: found "IN" fast food joints.......

WI fan

Anonymous said...

Greenville, NC, 1960