11 hours ago
Monday, May 4, 2009
Ya buy him books...
The dog is not bright.
For 3 years he's been warned almost weekly.
Ted, there are 3 things you are not to mess with. Turkeys will kick your ass, so look up periodically. A roosting turkey leaping from a tree limb will knock you cold.
Number 2, if looks sorta dog like but not really keep away. It's probably hungrier than you, and maybe willing to take a nip. You wouldn't care for it much.
Lastly, not only are owls our friends, they can be mean. Don't attempt to come between an owl and its dinner. You'll lose.
So what does he do?
He snatches an owl.
Without explaining what "it" is. Owls do it. Somewhat territorially. Whoa be the owl who elects to do it, in another owl's territory.