I think I'm being had, not knowing how to definitively tell, I once again come to you.
We eat a chicken a lot at our house. I'm told It's good for you. Fried chicken, a true rarity, is my favorite food in the whole planet. I've traveled out of my to sample highly recommended fried chicken.
Instead, we have what is described as a hybrid; a skinless, boneless variety of bird. No schmaltz. I wasn't aware there were such creatures, so I asked Mrs. T about it.
"If chickens now come skinless what became of their feathers?, I asked. "They are bald, featherless animals", came the reply.
"How do they stand without bones?" "Don't ask so many questions."
Before I harrumphed off, I fired back, "where has the taste gone?
I'm certain that the boneless skinless stuff I'm served is the missing link from chicken to a McNugget. Didn't chicken used to have/(doesn't chicken have) taste? I looks like chicken, but when I hear something tastes like chicken, I'm mentally comparing it to the taste of a Domino's box.
Toad
"If chickens now come skinless what became of their feathers?, I asked. "They are bald, featherless animals", came the reply.
"How do they stand without bones?" "Don't ask so many questions."
Before I harrumphed off, I fired back, "where has the taste gone?
I'm certain that the boneless skinless stuff I'm served is the missing link from chicken to a McNugget. Didn't chicken used to have/(doesn't chicken have) taste? I looks like chicken, but when I hear something tastes like chicken, I'm mentally comparing it to the taste of a Domino's box.
Toad
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