Have you seen the ads?
The world famous paragon of good taste and refinement, Mr. Donald Trump has launched a line of home furnishings. After his television program kicked Marta's in the TV ratings, he is now going to take her on in her own game.
I came late to this party, and didn't know Don was in the boudoir biz until I saw the Donald himself touting his line of Serta Trump mattress on the telly.
I was certain the mushrooms I ordered with dinner had been altered, but no, there he was, big as life. Mrs. T says she saw it too.
Mattresses just like the ones he could put in any of his hotels if only. For only 2 or 3 times retail Don's mattress will come to your house, giving you the night you deserve. I fear it would stunt my sleep.
A quick trip through Google Shopping uncovered loads of Don's furnishing ideas, from lamps and chandeliers to sheets and towels. With Trump on the job, who needs Architectural Digest? It may as well close too.
You don't you suspect Donald's new focus on design and furnishings will take any of the cache away from his world's greatest steaks, or wettiest water, do you?
I came late to this party, and didn't know Don was in the boudoir biz until I saw the Donald himself touting his line of Serta Trump mattress on the telly.
I was certain the mushrooms I ordered with dinner had been altered, but no, there he was, big as life. Mrs. T says she saw it too.
Mattresses just like the ones he could put in any of his hotels if only. For only 2 or 3 times retail Don's mattress will come to your house, giving you the night you deserve. I fear it would stunt my sleep.
A quick trip through Google Shopping uncovered loads of Don's furnishing ideas, from lamps and chandeliers to sheets and towels. With Trump on the job, who needs Architectural Digest? It may as well close too.
You don't you suspect Donald's new focus on design and furnishings will take any of the cache away from his world's greatest steaks, or wettiest water, do you?
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