Stages of a boys life

Mrs. T and I volunteered to help a great friend at a professional do-gooder event over the weekend. Her husband is one of my oldest friends, and as guys will, he and I quickly began sizing up the women in the crowd. Pigs, I know.

There were two young, very attractive women in the crowd, and while cute, friend said, I have no interest any more. You?

I replied with my usual, "my shoes are older than her." He replied with his usual which I will not repeat.

That exchange led to this expose. It might help.

A boys life travels a long road.

From

I'd love to meet her

to

I'd do her

to

I'd do her, but at great personal cost!

to

I'd do her, but I am unwilling to pay the great personal cost involved, so I'll do something safer and as expensive instead.

to

I hope I can do her.

to

I want to do it all over again with her.


I hope that helped.
Toad