It's art but is it good?

So Christmas is over, you still have a few coins jingling in your jeans and you're wondering where can I unload this cash before I wake up and realize I really need the cash to pay some bills, buy food, get hammered, whatever.

Then you wake up and throttle your kids for not doing this first. Even the dimmest bulb could become an internet millionaire sensation.

Just saying.

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