To The Manner Born

Life in the closing days of the empire

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Hope

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The holiday niceness has finally begun to take its toll. I feel a need to let loose my inner male, or at least give it a winter airing befo...
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Monday, January 2, 2012

king cake

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King Cake Not yet ready to pull the plug on the holidays, then try baking a King Cake. The practice of baking King Cakes during the holiday ...
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Sunday, January 1, 2012

NMP

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I like you just the way you are. That is why I repeat this every January 1st. However, if you are hell bent on making New Years resolutions...
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Saturday, December 31, 2011

Hogmany 2011

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Since becoming a Scottish Laird last year I've had to brush up on my knowledge of local holiday customs. Nothing is more conspicuous ...
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Friday, December 30, 2011

Why make this up?

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Nothing will take place on Friday, December 30, 2011 in Samoa. Historical records will not exist. Newspaper entries will not record the com...
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Thursday, December 29, 2011

Old Toad

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I mentioned in a comment yesterday that Boxing Day would have been my father's 88th birthday. On his last birthday he was diagnosed with...
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Wednesday, December 28, 2011

To absent friends

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In between the childish parts of the holiday season and the more timorous adult happenings this weekend it is good to spend a moment remembe...
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Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Happy Chanukah-the 8th night

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Biblical Bumper Stickers Adam: "You are what you eat." Eve: "At least he doesn't compare me to his mother." Abraham:...

We're Toast

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Around 1990 an American seismologist Iben Browning predicted that a massive earthquake would occur in the Mississippi flood plain wreaking...
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Monday, December 26, 2011

Happy Chanukah-7th night

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From The Jewish Magazine Chanukah Mailing A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Chanukah cards. She says to th...

My foot does not taste very good

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 Have you ever had exactly the wrong response to a present? I have. It is unfun, and I feel like a bounder. In the world of technology ...
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Sunday, December 25, 2011

Happy Chanukah-6th night

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Shalom
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Merry Christmas

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Esquire Magazine December 1963 For those unfamiliar with the story of Christmas here is a one minute thirty second explanation. Mer...
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Saturday, December 24, 2011

Happy Chanukah-5th night

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Xmas vrs. Chanukah Now, if anyone asks you what the difference is between Xmas and Chanukah, you will know what and how to answer! 1....
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C'est Noel

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From our house to yours, Merry Christmas Toad and Mrs. T Photo shamelessly borrowed from Simply Seductive , who borrowed fr...
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Friday, December 23, 2011

Happy Chanukah-4th night

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The Dedication   Now the Maccabees returned to Jerusalem to liberate it. They entered the Temple and cleared it of the idols placed ther...

Happy Festivus

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Festivus celebrates being alive at a time when it is hard to be alive. Since mankind crawled out of the primordial soup, at this time of ye...
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Thursday, December 22, 2011

Happy Chanukah-3rd night

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Shalom
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Solstice

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Today marks the winter solstice in the northern hemisphere, summer if you are fortunate enough to be in the southern. For travelers in t...
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Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Happy Chanukah-second night

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First Blessing over the lighting of the candle... Blessed are you O L-rd our G-d, King of the universe, who has sanctified us throug...
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