To The Manner Born

Life in the closing days of the empire

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

funeral homes

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Somewhere along the line, funeral homes, became parlors, then became mortuaries. Decca Mitford probably had something to do with that by th...
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Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Bank of America

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Several years ago, ten year old granddaughter Paige, in the spirit of American capitalism, opened a custodial savings account at her local B...
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Monday, March 8, 2010

Stages of a boys life

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Mrs. T and I volunteered to help a great friend at a professional do-gooder event over the weekend. Her husband is one of my oldest friends...
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Saturday, March 6, 2010

I bet your state doesn't do this

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Missouri, probably much like your state, has money trouble. Mercifully, the state constitution strictly requires a balanced budget. That...
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Thank you

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Kids, collectively we have been awarded a major award. The talented and witty Scottish Princess, Dumbwit Tellher has bestowed upon us the...
Friday, March 5, 2010

Movie Stills

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Think back to your favorite movie. What was it that inspired you to see it? Had you read the book? Was your favorite actor in it? Was it da...
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Thursday, March 4, 2010

Women we Love

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All my life and then some, Esquire Magazine has published an annual "Women We Love" issue. I haven't read it in 15 or 20 years...
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Monday, March 1, 2010

Speeding tickets?

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Police citations are taken with a grain of salt in Mayberry. They are somewhat more advisory than serious, especially if you have a certain ...
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Sunday, February 28, 2010

This Is Why Government Exists

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Otherwise you wouldn't know. Let us give thanks that February is over. Toad
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Saturday, February 27, 2010

My Apologies to Oz

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Mrs. T's favorite child graduated from Tulane 5 years ago. Immediately he went to work for a company which promised to work him to deat...
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Friday, February 26, 2010

Separated at birth?

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Mike Greenberg, ESPN Famed boob guy, Dr Rey TV's Dr. Fixit Fox, Dr. Oz Toad
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Tuesday, February 23, 2010

I picked up a new summer wardrobe

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I am ever so grateful that traditional men's clothing rarely goes out of style. I'd be sunk. While putting away the summer clothes l...
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Looking for 11 co-conspirators

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You didn't really believe that summer without shopping bit, did you? Buddy ADG at Maxminimus started an itch with this shoe. I have the...
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Sunday, February 21, 2010

Tiger you owe me nothing by Roland S. Martin

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Editor's note: Roland S. Martin , a CNN political analyst, is a nationally syndicated columnist and author of "Listening to the Spi...
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Saturday, February 20, 2010

if I had a dime

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If I had a dime for every time a teacher told my parents,"he seems smart enough, just needs to apply himself more", I could retire...
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Friday, February 19, 2010

Remember the Costanza prayer?

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Please God make it stop. I've got a birthday coming up. I've had them before, it's no big deal. That is why I was surprised to...
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Thursday, February 18, 2010

spring is on its way

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Bill's Khakis irregulars in the summer styles are beginning to hit EBAY. Spring can't be far behind. Toad
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Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Dog Show - Part II

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Let's get this out of the way early. Repeat after me, " Toad, you are a pig". I admit it, but sometimes it helps you feel bett...
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Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Mrs. T dodged a bullet

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Gents, you can be the right guy, but you can't make yourself be the right guy. Women will understand this intuitively, while very few me...
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Monday, February 15, 2010

Westminster Dog Show

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I've written before of my fondness of watching rich people at play. Often the settings are near idyllic, the toys exquisite, the charm g...
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